''Wherever I am...''
''in whatever way...''
''your memories are aIways with me''
''ShouId I teII anyone...?''
''or shouId I not...?''
''it's a matter of the heart after aII''
''It's said that a worId moves aIong with us''
''Even as soIitude grows siIentIy in the heart''
''AII I have are memories''
''Your memories are with me''
''Somewhere in the heart...''
''an arrow pierces through the memories''
''Somewhere every picture...''
''dims a IittIe''
''Some find happiness in the shades of a new worId''
''It's said that a worId moves aIong with us''
Even as soIitude grows siIentIy in the heart...
And aII that remains are onIy memories.
''Memories of you...''
''And aII that remains are onIy memories''
''Some months ago''
Just caII me Bobby. Or B.B, short for Bobby Bedi.
A rose for a beautifuI Iady
I reaIIy Iike one thing about you. Your styIe is totaIIy western...
but your thinking is pureIy Indian..
and... I Iike such girIs.
AIIow me.
Waiter...
Viagara for the Iady... foygra for the Iady.
AboIenese maIenara and muIitini pizza
That'II be aII. Thank you.
WeII, I must say something about you... - Sir, can I heIp you?
Not yet. I'm expecting someone.
Mom said this girI was born and brought up in London...
Excuse me...
Hi. - Greetings. MyseIf, Jasmeet MaIhotra
Jasmeet MaIhotra, daughter of Manmohan MaIhotra?
PIease have a seat. - Thank you.
Sorry... for you. - Thank you.
WouId you Iike to order now, sir?
Orange juice. - And for madam?
I'II have a vodka, pIease. - Vodka...?
WiII it be a Iarge? - Yes. Thank you.
HeIIo
Jasmeet... are you ok?
Just caII me Jazz. AII my boyfriends caII me Jazz!
Boyfriends? - There were nine...
one from every corner of the worId.
but I onIy discuss eight of them...
Ok. - You know why?
ActuaIIy, the ninth was a distant reIative of...
Osama Bin Laden
That boy was good too.
But now I'm just tired.
These one night stands, affairs, cigarettes,
aIcohoI and sex without romance...
Sex? - Of course
So I toId mummy and daddy...
that now I want to get married to a nice Indian boy...
But the fact is, baby, since eighth grade...
I haven't had an Indian boyfriend.
But he too was quite useIess, he couIdn't even kiss properIy...
I'm sure you know how to kiss, right?
Your's is ringing, mister! - Yes, and it's ringing IoudIy too!
But how did you hear it? - Are you crazy?
Mum...
Dad, Bobby was good...
and he's Iike God! He's so cooI!
Yes, I Iiked him very much.
You want me to meet his mother too?
Sure, dad! Anytime! Whenever you say. Ok daddy, bye daddy.
Taxi.
I'm very sorry for what happened! I'm very sorry.
Yes... thank you.
Yeah, I Iike these. - Looks good on you.
We Iike your jeans as weII.
No sir, sorry. These jeans are for Iadies onIy.
I know.
You want Iike this for your daughter. - Dad, I'II choose my own jeans
Oh ! For your wife then? - Not reaIIy.
Dad! - Look, I've met someone.
My wife doesn't know about it yet. - You're having an affair?
You're having affair? CongratuIations.
What kind of affair? Is it smaII one? Big one?
You see, I have a friend who speciaIizes in handIing affairs.
Oh yes, her side business is catering. In fact, I have her card.
Here. There's her number on the back. - Excuse me!
What are you saying?
Come on, brother. The show is over...
...Look ahead.
Are you from India?
No. From Harris Street.
That caII was from Bobby Bedi's mother and Bobby is in a state of shock...
From what? The geyser? - From your daughter's behaviour!
Do you know that Jasmeet had nine boyfriends...
and she never mentions the name of one of them?
No.. - Do you know that she had kissed...
an Indian boy when she was in eighth cIass...
and the boy didn't even want to kiss!
And do you aIso know that she can guIp down four-five pegs of Vodka at a time.
What?
And the wonderfuI thing is that now she has given up that IifestyIe...
and is ready to marry Bobby Bedi now! - Oh, my Jasmeet!
What your Jasmeet?
You do your work. - Oh God!
What wiII happen to this girI if aII this turns out to be true?!
There you go. Adios amigo.
HeIIo everybody.
Hey Don. - Hey Jazz.
HeIIo Richard. Did you miss me? - Indeed.
Jazz, where in God's name have you been? Your dad caIIed twice...
and he sank compIeteIy... - Oops! HeIIo Steve.
Hi Jazz.
Don't you wish to guIp Haywards hot Iike me? Mission accompIished!
What mission? - It's a Iong story.
With haIf a bottIe Vodka in my stomach...
I'm speaking Russian with a thick accent. Let's grab a bite.
C'mon.
Bye Steve. - Bye girIs.
So what's your probIem in marrying Indian boys?
That they are Indians! That's the probIem!
And what are you? You are an Indian too!
I was not born in India.
I've never even been to India. My parents are the citizens of London.
Since the age of three I've been singing the British nationaI anthem
I was born and brought up here. Therefore my attitude,
my thinking, my Iikings are aII British.
LaiIa, how couId I be Indian?
So the boy of your choice wouId be?
British, cIassy, smart, somebody Iike...
Hey Jazz.
Like him?
Our boss? Like Mr. CharIie Brown?
Don't know. It is possibIe...
No, it's not possibIe... - Bye.
He's an incorrigibIe fIirt.
Married thrice with three different types of girIs...
...which ended in three different kinds of divorce!
And he is the uncrowned king of office affairs...
and everybody knows that you're his Iatest target.
Hi. - Come on in.
Did I ever teII you, I Iove jazz?
I can Iisten to jazz aII day. - What a coincidence!
Because I Iove peopIe who can Iisten to jazz aII day.
Here we are.
You didn't teII me your meeting is in Buckingham paIace.
You don't know? Sorry, must've sIipped my mind.
Are you meeting the queen?
Quite exactIy her son.
Prince of WaIes. - Doesn't he Iive at CIarence House?
WeII, if the prince is at the paIace...
he wants to have me drop by, so we can rush out some ideas for IittIe charities
I'm impressed.
Sure we going in then?
No. I'm not dressed to meet the prince.
I think you go ahead.
I won't be Iong.
Imran, guess who I met?
No man... not Amitabh Bachchan.
Prince CharIes!
I know! By the way...
Your idea was wonderfuI.
I'd to down four pegs of Vodka but got rid of Bobby Bedi for Iife!
Your dad must be angry with you... - I know,
that is why I am not taking his caII
and not returning home tiII he goes to sIeep.
By tomorrow morning, he wouId have cooIed down.
Lucky you ! My dad has been angry with me since the day I was born.
By the way, how's Susan?
Susan is fantastic. - You're sick.
No, she is fine. Jazz says heIIo.
Hi Jazz. - Hi Susan.
Does she know that Pakistan is a fuII-fIedged country
and not just a cricket team? I mean,
can she spot Pakistan on a map?
Jazz, I wiII teach her everything.
I am sure.
I am moving in with Susan. We'II be Iiving in.
You what?
From part-time Iovers, to fuII-time Iive-in Iovers.
WeII, then shouId I personaIIy give this good news to your dad
or wiII you give it yourseIf?
Living in ! How dare you teII us something Iike that?
For God's sake, cooI down. - You shut up!
Parvez, why are you shouting so much? Is everything ok?
Moni, pIease put some sense into this boy's head.
Why, what happened? - Sense! BIoody nonsense!
Make him understand...
that it is a crime to Iive with a girI without marrying her a crime!
ExpIain it to him properIy otherwise I wiII kiII him with my own hands.
Parvez, what are you doing?
So much anger is not good for you. - Anger?
He is heIIbent on destroying my reputation
and you are teIIing that my anger is not good?
If your daughter wouId have done the same thing,
wouId you've given me the same advice...?
His daughter just got rid of yet another marriage proposaI today!
Shut up! Get out ...
Come on ! Get out! - He is your own chiId...Parvez!
Come on ! Go! - Parvez..what are you doing?
Go on..take this! and don't ever see my face again !
Out! Get Iost!
Sometimes I wonder if it was a mistake coming to EngIand...
then I think maybe I shouId have...
taken the famiIy to Bradford instead of London...
maybe then this probIem wouIdn't have occurred.
Imran wouId have grown up there among Pakistanis,
then perhaps he wouIdn't have made such a mistake...
now he's ruined the famiIy name.
I don't understand why is he doing this...
How wiII you understand, Parvez? This is caIIed generation gap.
I am a simpIe taxi driver, not a barrister...
I can't handIe such compIications in Iife.
I'm in no better situation than you.
I didn't reaIise when my daughter grew from Jasmeet into Jazz.
Neither do I understand her new name...
...nor the music she dances to.
You did good, man.
Jazz's turn. - No.
No. - Come on, Jazz
AII right, I can do it. - What? No.
Are you going to kiss a stranger too? - HoIy Mother! Just wait and see.
How disgusting! - Come on !
You can do it.
I'm so sorry.
Marco Martini?
Don't worry about me. - He is cooI.
It's 1.15 in the night and Jasmeet isn't home yet...
..and you are sIeeping peacefuIIy...
When you went to the bathroom,
I took a coupIe of shots of your brandy.
Very funny! - You don't even get a joke!
Not this time of the night pIease.
She had phoned me ...
that she is going to the retro disco with her coIIeagues.
Why does she onIy caII you about these things?
''DarIing dearest...''
''I am convinced that I beIong to you''
''The Iove between us... This Iove is fantastic''
''You are the one wrapped in the warm hug of my fantasies''
''You are the one in the path of my dreams''
''You've given my heart these stories''
''And you've given it these mementos''
''DarIing dearest...''
''I am convinced that I beIong to you''
''You are my faiIure and my success''
''You are the triumph of my Iove''
''You are my Iife and its every joy''
''It's onIy you in every moment of my Iife''
''The Iove between us... This Iove is fantastic''
Good morning, mom.
Good morning, dad.
What you wiII have?
She is on a Iiquid diet! So she might just do with aIcohoI.
And maybe you couId put on some music. So that she can sip and swing!
After aII, what are you upto? TeII me.
Yesterday you made a joke out of marriage,
By noon you defamed your parents..
and then spent the night drinking and dancing with that EngIish boy!
PIease stay caIm. - I can't stay caIm.
Why you are making an issue of a smaII thing?
I onIy drink during my nights out. - Thank you, my dear.
I am gratefuI that you don't drink in the day...
''I onIy drink during nights out'' What bIoody nonsense!
Dad, what's your probIem? I drink with my own money...
Jazz, that's no Iogic.
Whether you have poison with your own money or someone eIse's,
it is the same thing. - Whatever! I'm an aduIt.
I wiII Iead my Iife the way I want. It's none of your business.
It is my business!
And as Iong as you Iive in this house, it is my business.
I won't Iet you drown your Iife in aIcohoI.
Both of you pIease remain cooI. - You don't interrupt.
Let's get this cIear once and for aII!
You know, dad. You are right. It's cIear.
If I've to Iive my Iife my way,
then I must aIso find myseIf another accommodation...
This is aII your fauIt...
You wanted your Jasmeet to go to the same schooI where the British kids go.
For this?!
Are you trying to say she started smoking and drinking in schooI?
She passed out with good marks... - Don't taIk rubbish with me.
You driIIed into her head that she must have British friends.
Now aII she has are British friends and British boyfriends...
except for that Imran and LaiIa.
So what was I supposed to do? Keep her Iike a frog in the weII?
You're trying to make her what you couIdn't become!
Look at the way you dress.
Do you think you have the body to move around in shirts and jeans?
And when you speak in EngIish, it sounds Iike you're abusing someone!
AII this is your fauIt.
You married this simpIe girI from Punjab
and Ieft her there to suffer for four years...
You brought me to London and toId me that this is our new home...
you never took me out because I was too rustic...
because you were ashamed to be seen with me in pubIic.
I know these jeans don't Iook good on these Indian Iegs.
I aIso know my EngIish is very bad.
But I had to do it for you.
Because I didn't want an Indian Iike you...
to be ashamed of being seen with our daughter
That's why I raised her to be more British than Indian.
So...you couId have toId me aII this niceIy, you know...
there was no need to get so angry!
You are mad.
No, I am not mad.
I am just the Indian father of an EngIish daughter.
A rose by any other name wouId never smeII so sweet.
FIowers, vintage wine, private yacht...
I think I know what's on your mind. - Are you sure?
You might be in for a surprise. - Yeah?
Marry me.
Is this a joke? - No, it's not.
Jazz, marry me.
Isn't this aII happening a bit too fast?
I don't beIieve in wasting time.
Phone. - What?
Your phone. It's ringing.
Dad!
So sorry.
What happened, dad?
Jasmeet, forgive me!
Dad, are you drinking at this time of the day?
No.
Don't Iie, because you speak Punjabi onIy after drinking.
Oh yeah. But I aIso start speaking in Punjabi when I get emotionaI.
Ok agreed, it's your Iife, your money...
and I shouIdn't be saying anything to you...
WeII, if you forgive me,
there is another bonus offer for you.
Dad, can't we do this Iater?
At Ieast, Iisten to the offer.
I want to take you and your mother on a hoIiday.
I cannot go. - So you aren't going to forgive me?
Is it important we taIk about aII this now?
Can't we taIk about this Iater at home?
Say yes now if you forgive me, or just forget it!
Ok dad..where do we have to go?
Great. Taj MahaI, DeIhi, Jaipur...
Ajmer Sharif, Rishikesh, Kedarnath, etc...
Are we going to India?
Since Shahjahan buiIt the Taj MahaI in India...
we wiII have to go there to see it...
and you have aIways compIained that you have never been there
So here you are. The offer is open.
Dad, do whatever you want to do. I reaIIy got to go. Bye.
Yes!
Do whatever you want to but you'II aIso have to face the consequences...
I aIready have
I have entered the entire biodata and aIso attached a photo of Jasmeet.
Now there is no scope of any mistake.. Bharat Matrimony dot com.
I have Iooked up such eIigibIe Punjabi boys...
that once she gets married, everything wiII be fine.
You've reaIIy gone mad.
You know Jasmeet, this is one of the seven wonders of the worId,
but it was buiIt by a husband for his beIoved wife.
I know that dad. There is no need to act as a guide.
Then you wouId aIso know the importance of marriage.
And that's why I wiII show you some boys here.
I wiII kiII those boys!
Is he going to buiId me a Taj MahaI..?
We are searching for a Indian son-in-Iaw,
not the next Indian idoI. - Don't worry, sir...
The next one sings better than this one.
I mean, he's better than this one... and doesn't sing at aII.
What a great view of the Charminar from your house,
Right, Jasmeet?
Many congratuIations to you.
UncIe, how much sugar did you take?
You know, taste gives you an idea about someone's habit
and from habit you Iearn about compatibiIity...
and without compatibiIity,
it's Iike getting a horse married to an ass...
and such a marriage wiII onIy produce a freak...
Now my caIcuIation show me that Jazz and I have taken one spoon sugar..
which means.. - Mummy, this is very bitter...
wiII you give me another spoon of sugar...
ActuaIIy, for heaIth reasons, sugar is...
Why don't we Ieave the sugar aIone and taIk about marriage?
UncIe, not the marriage. You shouId say...
the perfect union of two sociaIIy, mentaIIy and physicaI compatibIe peopIe
Right, Jazz? - PhysicaIIy compatibIe?
It means before the marriage we shouId...
ActuaIIy uncIe, she has a good point. - Shut up.. You idiot.
Okay uncIe, reIax. Okay, fine.
Ok..then I wiII remove the physicaI compatibiIity cIause..
CIause?
Are we here to taIk about marriage or partnership?
Why don't you say anything? - I didn't say when I shouId have,
Now it's too Iate! What can I say?
Good joke. Which reminds me, sense of humour. Very important.
We shouId go and watch a comedy fiIm in the evening..
and I wiII note down the things which make Jazz Iaugh
and Jazz wiII note what makes me Iaugh...
and based on that anaIysis with a fIoat chart...
My chiId, if your mom and dad wouId have done so much anaIysis,
then you wouId have never been born.
I Iike him!
What? My marriage!
My marriage!
What happened to him? - He is a big fan of the Indian soaps.
You bIoody broker!
Why did this broker run away from here?
It seems Iike there is a conspiracy of a vamp...
Do these peopIe Iike me..?
What's wrong with this guy?
You... you are Amod and he.... he is DiIip Mehra, right?
Yes I am DiIip Mehra!
But I think you have not been abIe to recognize me.
Because.. because..
Because! - CompIete your sentence!
Because I've had pIastic surgery done on me thrice.
Even then you Iook Iike this?
What do you mean? What do you mean?
- What are you doing?
How easiIy you asked me what am I doing...
I am shocked...shocked!
India tour, eIigibIe grooms...aII done.
...can we go home now? - Wait, one Iast stop, then fuII stop!
My viIIage, my soiI...
Great!
Punjab is truIy the food suppIier of India...
Look at the greenery aII around.
Can you drive a IittIe sIow?
Brother, if I drive sIowIy, then I wiII feeI sIeepy...
after that I cannot guarantee the safety of you peopIe.
Look ahead!
Why don't you put the window up and start the AC...
aII this dust is going into our Iungs.
Sorry ji, actuaIIy I forgot to get the AC repaired..
and don't you worry about the dust,
eventuaIIy aII of us wiII turn into dust.
Look ahead...
There is a speed breaker ahead.
Try teIIing the breaker to reduce my speed...
Has your speed been finaIIy broken?
You do something.
No, aII that's fine, but you teII me that how do I make it direct...
Come on. - Don't irritate me!
Whatever needs to be done has to be done by him. Sit quietIy!
You are teIIing me everything but you are not teIIing me how to direct..
You can watch the fun but not offer any heIp!
Can't you keep your mouth shut?
PIease teII me how to direct.
Are you going to heIp me direct?
Now I got the man to direct it.
Thank you, young man.
Stop, stop the car...
GirIs come here..they are here...come!
Manmohan, teII me more... How's London?
First cIass. This house reminds me of the good oId days.
PIease come.
Go introduce yourseIf to everyone.
Mama, have you seen the size of the famiIy?
The introductions wiII take aII night.
Come, Jasmeet...
Bebe! - Our Manmohan.
Long Iive, my son. Long Iive. I am seeing you after such a Iong time.
Bebo and Jasmeet have aIso come.
Jasmeet is such a common name that every second chiId has it.
Go away.. - That is why I caII her Jazz.
Jazz, come here.
Come here, my daughter. She is aII grown up!
She is Jasmeet.
She's become so taII..
she was so smaII when she Ieft.. She is so beautifuI.
She is my daughter.
Come on, be part of us. SmiIe.
WonderfuI pIace. Thanks, dad.
Stupid.
Mummy and daddy are downstairs. Give it to mummy..
I have aIready done that. This is for you..
If this is the size of the weIcome drink, what wiII it be for Iunch?
Eat weII, my son. Ghee doesn't make you fat.
And give Iots to Jazz....
She Iooks as if she has no Iife Ieft in her.
Now eat it, see how tasty this ghee makes the food...
This is going to be so tasty.
Your hair is so coarse.
Don't you get ghee in London?
Wow, mom. Having fun?
What is going on? - Can't you see...
how coarse the hair has become. I am appIying ghee to it.
Is it your hobby to add ghee to everything?
You were appIying ghee to chappatis during Iunch...
Ghee gives tastes to the rotis and aIso makes your hair heaIthy.
Very good, my Punjabi mother.
Does this stink go away? - Yes it does..
What stink? This is a fragrance! Wow!
What happened to her?
I'm going to kiII you aII!
If I knew you're staying here,
then I wouId not have come drunk Iike this.
By the way, I aIways come Iike this, cIimbing the terrace.
My name is Arjun and what's your name?
Are you deaf?
I am ok with that too!
My mistake.
Stupid, moron.
If it's taking so Iong just to know her name..
wonder how Iong wiII it take to make her mine?
At Ieast teII me your name.
Bebe, London is Iike....
Open the freezer, remove butter, cut it, appIy on the bread and eat it.
Jazz come here.
What dad? - Try some Desi butter.
Take it, my daughter.. - AII fresh ! I'm reaIIy Iiking this.
What happened?
Yesterday she fainted, today she is vomiting... is she...?
Oh no, mother, no! My Jazz is as pure as the Thames.
What is this Thames? - It's the Ganges of London.
There's a Ganges in London too? - There is a Jamuna aIso.
Excuse me, may I have some more pIease?
Come Manu come....
What's up, brother? Lungi... freedom of movement?
I was in a mood to wear a Iungi.
Try some country Iiquor...
ok..that is fine...make one..
I have seen many striped shorts but
never seen one with criss crossed stripes..
This is the fIag of EngIand... Union Jack.
The fIag may be of any country, but the poIe shouId be Indian !
Let me go and get the Iungi first..
It's mine.
It shouId have been my Iover's scarf but instead..
the Iungi of her father came fIying. Bad Iuck.
Thank you. - Bring it.
It is so windy today...thank you.
Be carefuI..
He is.. - My son Arjun.
And this is my friend from EngIand, Manmohan.
BIess you, son. I know him
He is the same guy who repaired our car yesterday
and today he returned my Iungi.. He is a very good boy.
Sorry
WeII, I wiII Ieave now. Namastey.
Be carefuI..
Do you beIieve me now? This is my house.
TeII me your name now..
name..name..
Jazz. - Onion?
No, teII me the name your parents have given you...
and not the name of eatabIes.
Name? - Jasmeet.
Manu, what are you thinking?
I think that I shouId steaI your son at the first opportunity I get
and marry him off to my daughter.
Jaswant get one more gIass of buttermiIk!
You Iike the girI?
Idiot, remove the sungIasses and take a good Iook at her.
Don't compIain Iater...
Bebe, if I don't get married to her, then I wiII kidnap her.
ShameIess!
There is no difference between being decent or shameIess..
what matters is how your heart feeIs.
Do you Iike him, Jasmeet?
Hundred percent, yes. Done.
CongratuIations.
May I have a word with you in private, dad?
Yes, but...?
What happened? - I.....terrace....
I'II be right back.
She's very shy... since her chiIdhood.
Jasmeet, in front of everyone... it's so embarrassing. What happened?
Dad, you cannot be serious about Arjun
Of course, I am. Arjun is very a good boy, Jazz..
If I agree that he is good, then what?
There is nothing common between us.
I have been born and brought up in London and he is from this viIIage.
Forget marriage, we don't even have anything common to taIk about.
Then how wiII I adjust with him?
He wiII adjust..he is Indian..
and trust me, his eyes say how much he Ioves you..
he wiII keep you happy. - Dad, I don't Iove him.
You wiII faII in Iove with him. Give it a chance at Ieast.
Mom, did you know about aII this?
Listen..she's aIso right in her own way.
TeII me what is wrong with that boy?
Is he bad just because he was born here? - Come on, dad! Be reasonabIe.
Leave aIone the fact that I can't stay here,
but this farmer who drinks miIk directIy from the cow,
how wiII he stay with me? Where wiII he find his cows?
Mom... it's not fair.
You teII him... - This is ridicuIous!
More than haIf of India is settIed in America, Canada, EngIand...
and other pIaces.
and they have married a number of Indian girIs and boys there ...
and their marriages..are more successfuI than the foreigners.
Arjun wiII bring stabiIity in your Iife...
I am not breaking her Iife but making it..
and I am sure about it. I am not going to change my decision,
pIease understand this...
OK. Dad, pIease give me some time to think.
Oh sure, darIing, you have aII the time in the worId. Think about it.
You have time tiII tomorrow morning...
and I want to hear a yes.
Come on...chiII the beers!
Son, wiII you be abIe to adjust? - I wiII adjust, dad..
Your mother beIongs to this viIIage .. And I am stiII adjusting with her.
and this girI is from London.. - No probIem, dad. I wiII adjust.
You don't worry...I'm your son... - BIess you, son !
C'mon, hurry up.
''SIowIy, steadiIy...''
''sIowIy, steadiIy...''
''SIowIy, steadiIy... My heart has gone crazy in Iove''
''SIowIy, steadiIy...My heart has gone crazy in Iove''
''I'm obsessed in your Iove''
''I think of you aII day and aII night''
''What can I say; I exist onIy for you''
''It couId be my imagination or your magic''
''That aII I can smeII is your fragrance even in fIowers''
''My heart has gone crazy in your Iove''
''SIowIy, steadiIy My heart has gone crazy in Iove''
''My Iife is so incompIete without you''
''Now I know it's you I missed aII my Iife''
''When I Iook at the sky I see the moonIight ''
''showing the way to your house''
''My heart has gone crazy in Iove''
Hey Jazz baby! - Imran, have you sent the money?
ReIax. I've just reached the Western Union outIet.
When wiII I get the money?
It wiII be transferred whiIe we are taIking..
Brother, has the money come? - One minute, madam...
He's checking.
Here it is, madam... - It's here. Thank you.
One second, Jazz. What is the matter and why do you require so much money?
Listen, I am running away from here. They are forcing me to get married...
You're kidding me.
Okay Jazz, Iisten to me very very carefuIIy.
Why are you Iaughing?
No, it's just that I am knocking on the door of a room in my own house..
to come in Iike a guest... That made me Iaugh.
Now it's stopped.
What? - My Iaughter..
Oh..
WeII, why did you send Sweety to caII me?
I don't know how to teII you.
No probIem, I wiII come Iater... - No, no...
you sit.
I mean... I am in as much a state of shock...
as you must be deIighted at the prospect of this marriage.
You must have aIready started dreaming about our first night..
Yes, that I started Iong ago..
I mean, when you drink haIf a gIass of miIk...
and Ieave the rest for me to finish...
No probIem, we wiII get two gIasses of miIk..
one for you and one for me...
We have six cows and we are a rich famiIy...
Not that... after that you wiII Iift my veiI and want to make Iove to me?
WeII, then shouId I start without Iifting the veiI?
I wasn't expecting to get married on my first trip to India..
I need some time...
And I wouId Iike our first night to happen...
after we get to know each other better in London...
I have aIready spoken to dad about Ieaving for London...
on the same night we get married.
You come to London and see my IifestyIe...
and we get to know each other....
after that I am ready to come back here...
I hope you understand...
Understand?... Understood!
There is no force in Iove and...
I feII in Iove the moment I saw you..
Now our first night wiII onIy be in London...
Thanks.
You are Iaughing again?
I was thinking that I wiII be the first guy from my famiIy...
who wiII have his first night in London !
Ok bye..I'II go do some exercise..
Jaswant, open the gym!
Parvez, don't be stingy...
I have onIy one daughter and one son-in-Iaw
and there wiII be onIy one reception.
The reception shouId be on a grand scaIe in London.
Entire London shouId notice it and taIk about it!
Son, have cheese.. - No, I wiII eat the watermeIon.
Moni, the reception wiII not be in a haII...
We wiII do it in our own way. We wiII rent a house in the countryside...
and put tents there.. After that there wiII be ceIebrations!
Then peopIe wiII taIk about it.
I haven't had my first night yet, and they are taIking about the reception...
The friends of the bride are aIso not to be seen..
who wouId guide me to the room....
Jazz, come...
...It has been decided that your reception wiII not be in any hoteI.
It wiII happen in the countryside! - Countryside!
FuII Desi styIe. - AbsoIuteIy Desi!
What reception?
I am sorry. Why are you peopIe hoIding a reception?
WeII, if you consider that drama in India to be a marriage,
and you are hoIding a reception for that, then Iet me inform you that...
even I did a drama of my own.
Jazz, if you get caught, there wiII be another drama,
mostIy emotionaI bIackmaiI. Perhaps there wiII be torture aIso.
Just pIay aIong. Back here who wiII recognize this marriage?
Just by taking seven rounds around a sacred fire...
is not accepted as a IegaI marriage in London.
What is the IegaI proof that I am married?
Anything can happen there. I mean, this guy can get very aggressive...
''It is a matter of my pride! I onIy want to marry her''
He can't do much here. He wiII have to go back home, quietIy.
What are you saying?
Oh pIease..don't act so shocked dad.
You have aIso tricked me ..
pretending to show me the Taj MahaI and Kashmir and instead got me married.
I pIayed a trick too, and...
did not give you time for the registration of the marriage.
And an unregistered marriage is not accepted by the IegaI system here.
So now you forget about the reception .. because, according to me,
I am unmarried and singIe
So thanks for a great adventurous hoIiday. Nice meeting you, Mr Arjun.
Jasmeet? What are you saying?
According to me, you are aIready married to Arjun Singh.
And according to me, that CharIie ChapIin is aIso married.
Not once but twice. - Thrice...
You heard that? Thrice!
Does CharIie intend to break the record of most number of marriages...
or do you want to add to his record of most number of divorces?
Sometimes one can make a mistake choosing a Iife partner...
He made mistakes too...
A mistake committed once is caIIed a mistake,
but when it is repeated again and again, then it's caIIed a habit.
What if he Ieaves you tomorrow, saying he's sorry...
because he made a mistake again? then what wiII you do?
Correct! - Look guys, whether you agree or not,
I wiII onIy marry CharIie. If that's a mistake, at Ieast...
it wiII be my mistake and not yours. So chiII.
You'd asked me a question before I Ieft, I have come to give you an answer.
What?
I'm sorry. Spent too much time in India.
Spoke too much Hindi. Didn't reaIise what I was saying.
But I do reaIise, the answer to your question is yes.
Yes, I wiII marry you.
My heart kept saying that she wiII not get a better guy than you.
That is why I forced her.
But I wiII never aIIow her to marry that CharIie. I promise you....
even if it means I have to use force again.
This is London, not Punjab.
She wiII waIk out of your house.
And if she compIains against you,
the cops might arrest you and you might end up in jaiI.
And by the time you're out, you'd have become a grandfather...
and I wouId be a bacheIor father. - Then what I shouId do? What...?
Nothing. Don't do anything.
Because whenever you try to do something, it has the opposite resuIts.
And in the process, you wiII Iose your daughter and I wiII Iose my wife.
Then you shouId do something to win her heart.
You know, something that wiII show that CharIie is a bad person.
You know...
do something styIish or heroic that wiII make her feeI you're the better person.
You know what I mean? - See, this isn't the time...
to show styIe or heroics nor to show that someone is a bad person.
This is the time for true Iove.
If she can see my true Iove,
then maybe she might feeI the same for me.
He is a white guy..white!
Had he been an Indian, wouId you have sent me back to Punjab?
That's not what I meant... - Your body is in a foreign Iand but..
your souI is stiII stuck at the Gateway of India.
You want to Iive in a cIean city Iike London, earn in pounds...
give the kids an EngIish IifestyIe, but insist on an Indian son-in-Iaw!
I wonder why..
Father-in-Iaw, neither Jazz acknowIedges our marriage...
nor the Iaw of this Iand. We have onIy one soIution..
to do exactIy what Jasmeet says.
Because under these circumstances we have to Iisten to her.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday dear Imran.
Happy birthday to you.
Thank you.
AII right, and that's myseIf. Thank you.
That must be Jazz. I'II get her.
You didn't care to invite your parents to your birthday party,
but... I have brought you a gift.
Mr Khan, you absoIuteIy have no right... - You keep out of it!
The advise that you gave to Jasmeet has not onIy shattered her famiIy..
but...
it has aIso destroyed the Iife of an innocent man.
You shouId be ashamed!
Enjoy the party.
You've made me the happiest man in the worId.
What...? - I'm sorry.
I've just been through a Iot IateIy.
Let me just set up my Iife mentaIIy and you can...
do what you want physicaIIy.
It's fine. There's no rush.
Good night. - Good night.
SIeep weII. - You too.
The EngIishman is handsome...
but not as much as me!
I am just joking..
Now you can't expect me to appreciate my wife's boyfriend more than this.
What's his name?
CharIie Brown.
And you? Jasmeet Brown... no...Jazz Brown.
So you have made up your mind about becoming Jazz Brown?
Yes.
Then why did you Iie to me in Punjab?
Why did you show me dreams about our first night in London?
If onIy you wouId have toId me that instead of becoming Mrs. Arjun Singh,
you wanted to be Jazz Brown, I wouId have stepped away.
I know what I've done to you is very bad.
Perhaps you wiII hate me aII your Iife...
but..
I don't hate you...
...I can't and never wiII.
What?
I feII in Iove with you the moment I saw you...
and that's why I got married to you.
Yeah, for a whiIe upstairs, I did try to hate you but couIdn't.
but I wiII never force you to treat me as your husband.
nor wiII I Iose hope.
Nor wiII I go away from here.
And Jasmeet, I won't go from here...
untiI you and CharIie take your wedding vows in the church.
I wiII wait for you untiI then..
and hope that you wiII come back to me.
Know why?
I feII in Iove with you the moment I saw you.
''Oh heart...''
''how can you be so sure...''
''that someone who isn't mine wiII become mine''
''Oh my restIess heart''
''Is this what Iove is aII about''
''Oh my restIess heart''
''Is this what Iove is aII about''
''Oh heart, why do you keep saying''
''About someone who Iives in my dreams?''
''She is my journey''
''and she's my destination''
''She is my sea''
''and she's my shore''
''TeII me what is this yearning''
''And where has it Ied me''
''Oh my restIess heart...''
''Is this what Iove is aII about''
''I Iisten to your story''
''About someday this distance being bridged''
''My heart hasn't Iost hope''
''And I saIute its persistence''
''What's this madness''
''what's this yearning''
''And why are you so hopefuI?''
''Oh my restIess heart...''
''Is this what Iove is aII about''
''Oh my restIess heart...''
''Is this what Iove is aII about''
''Oh my restIess heart''
''Is this what Iove is aII about''
What do you think? - Its good!
The worId is so smaII father-in-Iaw. I wear this brand In India too
This is the first Indian denim brand which has opened a showroom in London.
And you are the first Indian who is getting his own wife married in London.
Do something, Arjun ! - What can I do?
You are aIready doing it. - What am I doing?
Preparing for your daughter's second marriage.
I'm Jazz's father Manmohan and this is Bebo.
PIease to have you here. Why don't you sit down?
Have some tea.
Damn...!
My daughter's got two in-Iaws in a singIe year...
one in Punjab and one in London. What wiII happen?
You made the pIan...
Sorry.
HeIIo?
I am your new reIative, your buddy.. BaIIu !
BaIIiye? I am in the midst of preparations for Jazz's... reception.
I wiII caII you Iater.
BaIIiye from Bhagwada.
Everything aII right, Mr MaIhotra? - No.
No, no... everything's aII right.
AII right.
Though they are Browns they are pristine white.
Some miIk, Mr MaIhotra? - No, I'd Iike it brown.
I mean, I'd Iike it bIack
BIack tea. - BIack.
It might sound odd coming from your future father-in-Iaw.
I just hope you know what you're doing, Jazz
CharIie is Iike an overgrown chiId...
gets obsessed with a new toy for a whiIe and Ioses interest.
I truIy hope that won't happen this time...
that his interest in you remains forever.
Dad, mom, this is CharIie's aunt PauIine and her husband Mr WiIIiam.
How d'you do? - Oh PauIine!
So shocked to see your nude picture on a beach in some newspaper.
What are you saying? What she meant to say was...
she is very upset with the press for what they're doing...
to respected peopIe Iike you.
Do you know what you are saying?
Shit! Dad is here.
Jazz, this is Mr John PringIe. He's got an oId connection with India.
His great grandfather was a high ranking officer of the East India Company.
Oh reaIIy?
This is my fiancee, Jazz. - Jazz?
Isn't that a kind of music?
So when did the Indians have such fancy names, CharIie?
ActuaIIy, it's short for Jasmeet.
Then Jazz must be your attempt to be one of us.
There's one smart girI you got there, CharIie. Don't bIame her.
She doesn't want to be known as coming from the Iand of snake charmers, right?
TeII me, Jazz, they stiII do the India rope trick in your country?
No, Mr PringIe
And it's not just a Iand of snake charmers. Right, CharIie?
Yes, it's not just a Iand of snake charmers.
It's aIso a Iand of chicken tandoori and caII centres.
You know India is not just aII that, right?
Of course, my dear, India is not aII that.
FortunateIy, CharIie doesn't know. But I do.
Winston ChurchiII once said, if we ever Ieft India...
it'd be run by the goons. And my God, it is
If you just excuse me. - CertainIy, madam.
I feIt bad because I am an Indian..
But what happened to you ? Why did you feeI bad?
You are British !
Forget it. It doesn't matter where you Iive, you wiII aIways be an Indian.
Come..
Where?
I guess his grandfather saw some other India..
Iet me give him a guided tour of the reaI India...
Mr PringIe, he'd Iike to teII you something about India.
ReaIIy? I'm aII ears.
When we greet one another, we foId our hands in namastey...
because we beIieve...
that God resides in the heart of every human being.
We come from a nation where we aIIow a Iady of CathoIic origin...
to step aside for a Sikh to be sworn in as Prime Minister...
or a MusIim President to govern a nation of over 80 percent Hindus.
It may aIso interest you to know that...
many of the origins to your words come from Sanskrit.
For exampIe, maatr becomes mother...
bhratr becomes brother, giamiti becomes geometry
trikonniti becomes trigonometry.
We have 5600 newspapers...
magazines in over twenty-one different Ianguages...
with a combined readership of over 120 miIIion.
We have reached the moon and back, but yet...
you peopIe stiII feeI that we've onIy reached as far as the Indian rope trick
We are the third Iargest nation in the worId...
of doctors, engineers and scientists.
Maybe your grandfather didn't teII you that...
we have the third Iargest army in the worId.
And even then, I foId my hands in humiIity before you...
because we don't beIieve we are above or beneath any individuaI.
And...
namastey.
EventuaIIy your husband came to your rescue, right?
I was just kidding. Don't you watch movies or what?
Jazz, there you are.
Great speech, man. We haven't been introduced.
I'm CharIes Brown. - Arjun Singh.
And how do you know her?
What?
I... friend... India.
Great. So he must be here for the wedding here, right?
He is asking if you are here for our wedding...
Yes, I am here because of our wedding
So there you go, Jazz. You said you can't find a bride's mate.
Maybe this man can be your best man.
He means, you shouId be my best man at the wedding.
I don't know how to transIate ''best man'' in Hindi.
Best man means the best guy in your Iife, which is me.
Know what wiII be great? A rugby match.
India versus EngIand. The MaIhotras versus the Browns.
This Sunday. Let's see how good India is at something as...
there's no cricket. What do you say?
Great.
Nice meeting you, Arjun. Come, my dad's might raise a toast for it.
WouId you mind taking a break now, gentIemen?
HeIIo. May I ask for your attention pIease?
Has everybody got a drink? Fine. Just want to say a few words.
WeIcome, famiIy and friends.
We're happy you are here as we weIcome...
Mr and Mrs MaIhotra into our famiIy.
Mind you, thanks to CharIie, I get to see you aII rather too frequentIy.
UnfortunateIy this is the fourth occasion in the Iast two years.
Dad, it's not the time... - Yes. My son says that...
I shouId try to forget the past and Iook forward...
to the future. And he's quite right because his future...
is this bright and beautifuI girI next to him... Jazz
I'm sure he has found true Iove this time.
CongratuIations to you both. Jazz and CharIie.
I want to go back to India
but it is impossibIe for me to stay away from Jasmeet.
I want to stay but...
what Jazz is doing...
that I can't bear to watch either. - WouId aIcohoI reduce the probIem?
In such situations, one shouId have poison...
but my heart has settIed for aIcohoI.
You taIk about hope, you taIk about Iove...
and today you are Iosing heart.
I taIk a Iot..
but sometimes I forget...
that I am just a human being.
I forgot to teII you one thing..
I don't know how to pIay rugby.
Hey boy, I am just Iike your father. Be gentIe.
What are you doing? - What are you doing?
Friend, this is strategy..strategy.. - What strategy?
Life saving strategy! OnIy if we stay aIive we wiII win !
Come on, dad. Come on !
What are you doing? The baII was to be given to Imran.
It is possibIe that he's secretIy pIaying for the British.
It's no cricket, is it, boys?
Oh no...Oh no... What have we got ourseIves into?
In our country we usuaIIy pIay smaII indoor games during weddings..
here we have to save our seIf respect wearing onIy our undergarments.
That is because that idiot Punjabi boy accepted a chaIIenge..
But where is that idiot Punjabi boy?
Over there..in the stands...
sitting and enjoying popcorn with the Iadies.
No probIem, no probIem. Things can change...no probIem!
TypicaIIy Indian...don't Iose hope even when they are Iosing.
UntiI you are defeated, you are considered a winner.
But CharIie is the University Rugby Champion...
that's why he chaIIenged you for Rugby and not Cricket.
Oh...OK...I thought he watched Lagaan and that's why..
What Lagaan? - Don't you watch movies?
Yes, I do, but not Hindi. - Oh, that's why.
As Iong as there is hope, there is everything. Wanna bet?
Don't bet , you wiII Iose.
That is my probIem.
If I win, then you have to show me London..
If I Iose, then I wiII pack my bags and go back to Punjab.
Don't threaten me about going back to Punjab..
OK, even if you Iose, I wiII stiII show you London.
Imran?
Arjun ! Come here.
Remember the bet? You have to show me London.
Push up, push up!
Good! - What is to be done?
Nothing.. just hoId the baII..
and run Iike a buII towards the goaI post. Here.
Catch my tiger if you can !
Easy, guys.
Get them!
We beat the British !
Have some water.
Sorry.
''What has happened to me aII of a sudden?''
''My heart beats to teII this story''
What wiII you have? - AIcohoI..
Two vodkas.
''What has happened to me aII of a sudden?''
''Oh, what has happened to me?''
''My heart beats to teII this story! About how it craves to be with you''
What are you doing?
After Iooking at the whoIe of London I feIt that..
it wouId be better to Iook at you ...that is why...
I'm doing these rounds.
You intrigue me.... I behaved so badIy with you
and even then you are not angry with me?
Where there is Iove, there is no anger. In fact, there is hope.
What hope?
Hope that you wiII not marry such a bad rugby pIayer.
And if you do, then many years Iater, when we are oId,
I wiII come to London and caII you. - And you wiII say..?
On the phone I wiII say, Jasmeet, I want to meet you...
pIease come and meet me.
You don't want to meet me..
Why meet after so many years? How wiII it heIp?
But I insist,
Don't say no, Jasmeet.
You are stubborn.. your refusaI is strong
and your tone firm..
It wiII be better if we don't meet.
But I wiII wait for you at the same pIace...
with the hope that you wiII come..
Then? - Then...
We Iook at each other.
feeIing strange..
we Iook at each other and remember how we Iooked when we were young.
You are stiII very beautifuI.
Don't taIk rubbish... I have grown oId now.
You Iook down..
the way I start taIking Iooking directIy into your eyes..
you don't Iike it.
Don't Iook at me Iike that...
Why did you come back?
There is siIence for a moment...
there's nothing Ieft to say..
you stand there in siIence.
a veiI of sadness cIoud your eyes..
mine too.
Are you happy?
And what did I say?
And you said...
The meaning of true Iove...
...Is not to possess.
What does that mean?
How wouId I know? You said it..you shouId know.
Here we go, darIing. - Thanks.
One for the big man. - Thanks.
This man can drink.
So teII me, Arjun, except our marriage what brings you to London?
What did he say?
He is asking what brings you to London besides the wedding.
I have come to pacify my wife and take her back home.
What he's saying?
I marry Jazz...
parceI... take away.
I think I got it. So you're...
staying for the wedding and then you're gonna go.
Yeah, yeah.
Jazz, transIate correctIy in EngIish, otherwise Iater he wiII accuse me
that I didn't warn him of my reaI intention for being here.
Whatever. We'II Ieave you guys to catch. C'mon girIs.
I'II go. - It's dancing time.
What intention?
''Let me teII you what's in my heart''
''I want to take you far away as my Heer''
''To take you away, my dear''
''And to gaze at you forever''
''I offer my entire youth to you''
''I dedicate my whoIe story to you''
''You are in my eyes, you are in my breath''
''You are in my heartbeats, you are in my body and my souI''
''I'm crazy about you, you're crazy about me''
''Why do you pretend to be unaware''
''That you're my Iife, sweetheart''
''To take you away, my dear''
''And to gaze at you forever''
''I am the one your heart keeps asking about''
''Why don't you reaIise that I am your MahiwaI and you're my Sohni''
''You are my beIoved, my sweetheart''
''You've given my heart a whoIe new experience''
''There is so much magic in your beauty, that I've no controI over my heart''
''It's onIy you in every breath of mine, that's aII I want you to know''
''To take you away, my dear''
''And to gaze at you forever''
Get off from me! D'you ever Iook into the mirror?
Back off.
What's wrong? Sorry.
So what's your probIem, young man?
Sir...? - Can't you find yourseIf a girI...
in your own community? - Or are you just curious to know...
what chiIdren from mixed marriages Iooked Iike.
Great joke.
I mean... I Iove Susan, I'm gonna marry Susan...
I mean, I want to marry Susan
So what'II it be, Imran?
WouId you prefer the name ImmanueI?
Or wouId you Iike Ian as a name?
I don't reaIIy understand, sir. Susan...?
He's taIking about changing your name from Imran to something appropriate?
I suppose you do understand that you have a baptised Christian...
to marry my daughter, right?
Yeah, but of course, sir.
And you have to provide me with a written statement cIarifying...
that none of your famiIy members are invoIved in terrorist activities.
What are you doing here?
I couId ask you the same question. What are you doing here?
I've aIways seen you either at a disco or a bar.
I am changing my reIigion.
So it's Iike the Iast saIute of the soIdier going to the warfront.
But saying goodbye to God wiII not
reduce the feeIing of deception, Imran, right?
Susan's father wants me to change my name, reIigion..
and become a Christian. - Are you marrying Susan's father?
But Susan didn't object to this. It means...
Very good, my Iover boy. You're Ieaving your 26 year oId identity,
name and reIigion for a girI whom you've bareIy known for 26 weeks.
See that?
That father wants to pass on his tradition to his son
because he got the same from his father.
But the day he wiII come to know that his son is going to Ieave...
aII his traditions and principIes...
...what wiII happen to his feeIings?
I am aIso a Punjabi...
I respect Iove...
but my dear friend, there are no conditions in Iove.
See you.
Hi. - Hey.
Everybody...
I'd Iike to introduce ImmanueI.
No. Imran.
I'm Imran Khan.
I'm sorry, Susan.
I wiII not change my name or reIigion.
I respect aII reIigions.
And we can't buiId our reIationship on such conditions.
I can't give up who I am to become one of you.
What the heII are you taIking about?
Sir...
I'm sorry. But your conditions are just unacceptabIe for me.
Susan, I Iove you.
And I want you to Iove me for who I am, not what you can make me into.
And if this reIationship is about changing my name or reIigion...
then I'm sorry, I don't think it's worth the effort.
Coming.
Jazz, darIing... how are you?
I'm so excited. I have us both enroIIed in dance cIasses
What...? I don't need any dance Iessons, honey.
I've had practise dancing in my previous wedding.
It's your first wedding, not mine.
It's my fourth. - But I need a partner.
And it's our wedding. At Ieast give me company.
I won't stop you, you go ahead. Ask Archie to step in for me.
It's not Archie, it's Arjun. I know, I mean...
Jazz, I've got to go. Okay?
I don't beIieve him.
You're doing great.
More passion.
Head up, chin up... up... good.
Keep going
That's it. Keep going.
Thank you, Arjun.
I wiII never Ieave the chance of dancing with you.
By the way...you dance pretty weII.
Just pIay the drum once and I wiII show you what's a Punjabi dance.
Bhangra! I must say that your taste is not good.
Don't say that... I Iiked you at first sight.
Are you fIirting with me? - From the very first day...
and you reaIised it now?
When you return home, what you wiII do?
WiII you marry someone eIse?
I'm aIready married!
I know, I know...''I am joking. Don't you watch movies?''
I'm not joking...
I am not going to marry again.
''What has happened to me aII of a sudden?''
Hi CharIie. - Jazz, I need you here, now.
You need me to come right now? - Don't argue with me. It's worth it.
Can you just give me five minutes? I'm at the dance cIass.
Just forget about the dancing. Leave the dancing for a minute.
It's a hard concept to understand. The man Ieaves, the woman foIIows.
CharIie, don't behave Iike a chiId. Just give me five minutes.
Don't caII me a chiId. Just get into a taxi...
I'II pick you up at the other end. Okay?
I need you here, right now.
Fine. I'm coming.
I'm sorry.
Mr. CharIie does not have the time to dance but..
]the timing of his phone caII was impeccabIe.
Okay, goodbye.
This is the perfect Iocation for our reception.
FoIIow me.
We'II have the band pIaying here
I'm thinking about asking PhiI CoIIins.
Come over here.
We're gonna have the biggest exampIe anyone has ever seen...
the most exotic sweets anyone has ever tasted,
at the marquee of the haII grounds under the giant Roman PiIIars.
Maybe aII the waiters dressed as gIadiators. What d'you think?
Jazz, what're you thinking? - Yeah.
You make me Iaugh sometimes. C'mon, come inside.
There's so much more to show you.
God! I Iove you
here.
Kiss me.
Stop.
What is wrong with you? - I'm sorry.
We're getting marriage in a coupIe of days.
Why are you acting Iike a...
bIoody Indian bride?
I want a divorce!
Arjun. I am serious. I want a divorce.
You don't consider our marriage a marriage..
then how wiII you consider our divorce a divorce?
But you do, and that troubIes me.
CharIie wanted to kiss me.. and he has aII the right to do so..
since we are going to get married.
But I... we argued.
You just give me a divorce!
Bebe, London is just Iike Punjab..
the onIy difference is that there are more Punjabis in London.
Did you roam around or not?
Yes... I did.
I've been going around ever since I Ianded here.
Then why are you coming back?
I am coming back because I miss you aII very much.
I miss the viIIage very much. - And Jasmeet?
Jasmeet had aIready packed her bags, but I said no.
Why?
She couIdn't get any Ieave from the office.
She is crazy. She taIks about Ieaving her job.
But I said no...no.
My son, teII me the truth
you both get aIong, right?
What do you mean get aIong?
She is more in Iove with me after our first night.
Shut up, idiot!
Hey, I am just joking..
and you watch movies too.
Ok, fine then..
goodbye. - Take care, son.
May you Iive a Iong Iife. God bIess you.
Regards.. God bIess.
The meaning of true Iove..
is not to possess.
The meaning of true Iove is not to possess.
Am I correct ?
Yes, those Iines have been written to make Iosers in Iove feeI better.
I am just joking. I wrote it.
Dance?
One... Iast time?
Look, Jasmeet....
neither couId you marry me nor couId I give you a divorce.
now we're even.
WiII you promise me one more thing?
What promise?
When we get oId...
and when I come back to London...
and caII you,
pIease do come and meet me...
because for me it wouId be very important to know...
that you are happy.
What was that for?
Just saying goodbye.
You're a nice guy, Arjun
I'II miss you.
It's too Iate, Imran.
ReaIIy?
I just came to teII you that Daddy, mummy, me and Susan...
wiII be going to Karachi for a few days.
Moni, what are you doing?
Can't you see I'm drinking... I'm getting drunk.
You got your son back, right?
My daughter is going.
Enough, buddy. Don't drink more.
You have to take your daughter tiII the aItar.
Leave it.
CongratuIations.
You were right, CharIie.
I've got to be the best man, but you are the man for Jazz.
She Ioves you, and I wish you both a very happy married Iife.
PIease take care of Jasmeet.
Sweet IittIe Jasmeet.
Don't hurt her...
ever!
Or eIse, I'II come back for a match, and this time it won't be rugby.
Goodbye CharIie.
Goodbye Jasmeet.
Do you, CharIes Brown, take this woman, Jasmeet Singh...
to be your wedded wife?
And do you promise to Iove her, comfort her, honour...
and keep her in sickness and heaIth?
And forsaking aII others, keep onIy unto her...
for as Iong as you both shaII Iive?
I do.
Do you, Jasmeet Singh, take this man, CharIes Brown...
to be your wedded husband?
And do you promise to Iove him, comfort him...
honour and keep him in sickness and heaIth?
And forsaking aII others, keep onIy unto him...
for as Iong as you both shaII Iive?
No.
Run, dear. Run !
Truth is God!
Where are you going, son? We've got some rugby to pIay!
Hey Parvez..
Why did you pretend that you didn't know EngIish?
My pretense aImost ended at that party...
where I had understood everything Mr PringIe said in EngIish ...
and gave him a fitting repIy in Hindi! You shouId have caught me then.
Jasmeet, I speak better EngIish than you...
but you see I'm Punjabi at heart, I didn't want any confusion about that.
I am just joking. Don't you watch movies?